Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Go to Jalan Pasar~
Today lunchiee, boss say wanna eat roasted duck~
ooops~~ is not that elite duck la :p
I from BTS walk to jalan pasar..
waseh...really dem far !!! under hot sun at 1230pm is really not kidding :-S
like never ending distance :S
i walk..and walk...walk...and finally I reach my ~~~
The duck there not bad, Siew York & Char Siew also OK,but the Xun Lat Choi really not enough spicy ..
The place is a bit hot, cause is under hot sun but lucky we sit near 2 fans and the place is under big tree.
total bout rm12++ /person :D
Oh yeah, after lunch i really go to jalan jalan, along the pasar road, waliao...
except all the lelong fake watches, electronic stuff, fishes..
haha my very first time ~~~
saw blue pills, sex toys, and so on in the box that I don't dare to go close..
waliao..got vibration toys for ladies also LOL
i thought in movie only
ooops~~ is not that elite duck la :p
I from BTS walk to jalan pasar..
waseh...really dem far !!! under hot sun at 1230pm is really not kidding :-S
like never ending distance :S
i walk..and walk...walk...and finally I reach my ~~~
The duck there not bad, Siew York & Char Siew also OK,but the Xun Lat Choi really not enough spicy ..
The place is a bit hot, cause is under hot sun but lucky we sit near 2 fans and the place is under big tree.
total bout rm12++ /person :D
Oh yeah, after lunch i really go to jalan jalan, along the pasar road, waliao...
except all the lelong fake watches, electronic stuff, fishes..
haha my very first time ~~~
saw blue pills, sex toys, and so on in the box that I don't dare to go close..
waliao..got vibration toys for ladies also LOL
i thought in movie only
Monday, October 13, 2008
Yes ThIs iS mE~
I am freshgrad,
I am 23 years old,
I am not a sweet girl,
I don't have a sweet voice,
I use obscene language,
I clear my bank draft every month,
I finish my studies with own forces,
I don't have a car,
I don't have a house neither,
I don't have hometown,
I have a broken family,
I have a family to bear,
I work for survive,
I need look after 3 sisters and my mum,
I am lucky cause my bro start working,
I don't like to talk bout my family,
I never kena TOTO "~_~" 20mil,
I hate the life sometimes,
I hate to be poor,
I hate talk to idiot,
I face pressure not fear,
I stand hard for my own right,
I lost my own life for others,
I face new problem every single day,
I don't know what can make me smile,
I don't know what is relax,
I don't know what is comfort life,
I don't know what is happy family,
I feel like burning & keep bleeind,
I don't know what I should do to make me release from suffering....
~$$ I Need Money $$~
halloo..
If anyone know any of the work from home part time, please comment to me or email to me at whiterosesisme@gmail.com =.=||
I'm very broken now =.=||
note* NO MLM please. TQ
If anyone know any of the work from home part time, please comment to me or email to me at whiterosesisme@gmail.com =.=||
I'm very broken now =.=||
note* NO MLM please. TQ
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Victoria Secret Fashion Show
They really look sexy in the nice inner wear..I love it ..and...
I wish one day i can have body like them :D
I wish one day i can have body like them :D
很有意義的十句話
第一句
沒有一百分的另一半 只有五十分的兩個人
第二句
付出真心 才會得到真心 卻也可能傷得徹底
保持距離 就能保護自己 卻也註定永遠寂寞
第三句
通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人 才是真正愛你的人
第四句
有時候 不是對方不在乎你 而是你把對方看得太重
第五句
冷漠 有時候並不是無情 只是一種避免被傷害的工具
第六句
如果我們之間有 1000 步的距離 你只要跨出第1步
我就會朝你的方向走其餘的 999 步
第七句
為你的難過而快樂的 是敵人
為你的快樂而快樂的 是朋友
為你的難過而難過的 就是那些 該放進心裡的人
第八句
就算是 believe 中間也藏了一個 lie
第九句
真正的好朋友 並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題
而是在一起 就算不說話 也不會感到尷尬
第十句
朋友就是被你看透了 還能喜歡你的人
沒有一百分的另一半 只有五十分的兩個人
第二句
付出真心 才會得到真心 卻也可能傷得徹底
保持距離 就能保護自己 卻也註定永遠寂寞
第三句
通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人 才是真正愛你的人
第四句
有時候 不是對方不在乎你 而是你把對方看得太重
第五句
冷漠 有時候並不是無情 只是一種避免被傷害的工具
第六句
如果我們之間有 1000 步的距離 你只要跨出第1步
我就會朝你的方向走其餘的 999 步
第七句
為你的難過而快樂的 是敵人
為你的快樂而快樂的 是朋友
為你的難過而難過的 就是那些 該放進心裡的人
第八句
就算是 believe 中間也藏了一個 lie
第九句
真正的好朋友 並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題
而是在一起 就算不說話 也不會感到尷尬
第十句
朋友就是被你看透了 還能喜歡你的人
Kiasu Joke~ Have a Break
Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell
stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo'
(waist) only, where got up
to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah
Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various
functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot
catch ah!'
'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.
'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!'
So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the & accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!' screamed
Ah Beng.
'Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor,
'R' for racing mah!'*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said. 'You must act like gentlemen.' They jumped.
To the Americans he said, 'You can be heroes.' They complied.
To the Germans he said, 'It's the rule.' They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said,' It's the consensus.' They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: 'Free life jackets for those who jumped.'
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti' (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, 'Wah low!!!, how you know one?' The first Ah Lian reply smugly, 'Easy lah.. G for Gero mah...'
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.'
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!'
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new name then?'
On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Lee)
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell
stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo'
(waist) only, where got up
to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah
Lian's place to show it to her. So there Ah Beng was bragging the various
functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
'This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot
catch ah!'
'Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!' said Ah Lian.
'Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!'
So Ah Lian said, 'Let me try! I wan, I wan!'
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the & accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
'Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah!
Wah Piang eh!' screamed
Ah Beng.
'Solee, solee, pai sei lah! No lah, I tot hor,
'R' for racing mah!'*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said. 'You must act like gentlemen.' They jumped.
To the Americans he said, 'You can be heroes.' They complied.
To the Germans he said, 'It's the rule.' They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said,' It's the consensus.' They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: 'Free life jackets for those who jumped.'
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah! Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.
Story 5
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti' (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs actually asking for the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G. As they not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian, 'Wah low!!!, how you know one?' The first Ah Lian reply smugly, 'Easy lah.. G for Gero mah...'
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'
During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.'
And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!'
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'
when Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new name then?'
On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Lee)
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